The Maine Squeezes

to not give a flying fuck about being called a Squeeze, that doesn’t matter.

To be willing to stay up all night to make sure another Squeeze is ok, is what matters.

A title is one thing, to be a friend is another

Hysterical: Fact; I can’t believe my fanfic came true!

Michelle_xx: [quote] Fact; I can’t believe my fanfic came true! [/quote]

You should write another and see if it comes true!

ErikaOhhh: You should! :DD I’m hungry!

Hysterical: Ehh, well I’ll just start writing and see what happens.

Michelle_xx: Okay!

….

Steph sat there in her family room thinking intensely. What should I write about? She thought to herself.

“If it comes true then I should just write something ridiculous.” She thought aloud.

“What the fuck?” Her brother asked who had just walked in the room. A confused look plastered to his face.

“Nothing, don’t think too hard, remember what happened last time?” She asked glaring at her brother. She refocused her attention on the screen. Might as well just put pen to paper so to think.

….

“Pat you know posting that thread was a dumb idea.” John said clicking thought Pat’s itunes.

“Yah, dude you’ll have the biggest thread.” Jared stated flipping a page in his book, they only one in the band who would willingly admit to reading, and liking it.

“No, it won’t be the biggest thread.” Pat responded before shoving a hand full of Cheez-It’s in his mouth.

“Of course it will be, girls eat you up. No clue why.” Garrett stated ripping the box out of Pats hands taking a mouthful himself

“Omp tha *chew* eads oten igger” Pat spit out

“Dude swallow next time.” Kennedy said in slight disgust, “Now what did you say?” Pat took a second to swallow, before snatching the box back from Garrett.

“No dude, that creeper threads gotten larger. The one who started it wrote this fanfic thing about the thread.” Pat said taking a seat next to John pulling his laptop onto his lap.

“Ehh, was it a creepy slash one where we all end up having sex with other bands?” As the words came out of Jared’s mouth, Garrett began choking on his mouthful of Cheez-Its.

“Dude! What-the-fuck-did-you-just-say?!” Garrett asked still coughing insanely.

“Haven’t you read those?” Kenny asked staring at his suffocating band mate. “There are fucking messed up ones.”

“Anyway! They creepy thing is…what this chick wrote…it what happened. I didn’t read it until after I posted my thread.” All four of the others gave Pat a ‘your screwing me over’ look.

“Show me.” John said peering over his shoulder. “Seriously these girls are insane…wait. There fighting over how we’re in ones closet…and she’s going to kill us all.”

“Not Kenny, she said she likes Kenny.” Pat said clicking the page. “But what are they…”

“Fuck yeah!” Kenney boasted triumphantly. “Have fun is hell suckas.”

“Shit my Mac crashed! Let me see yours!”  Pat said looking directly at John.

“Dude all of ours are dead.” John said looking at Pat with a still confused look on his face. “Man you can’t really think that what these girls write comes true.”

“Well no…I just was…I wanted to know…” Pat stammered looking across at Garrett who was now fighting with Kennedy over the Cheez-Its.

“Well we got to go walk the line, come one.” Jared said exiting the bus grabbing the posters which had been lazily thrown on the floor.

….

Later that day….

“Keep the lines moving!” A security worker at Warped Tour yelled. “One item per person.”

“Erm…h…hi.” A Starstruck fan managed to stammer out. Her mind was racing, she was standing in front of the Maine.

“What’s your name?” Pat the smallest of the bunch asked.

“Sa…Sarah. I really love the new website…its” She was interrupted by one of the other members, one who looked tired and slightly ill.

“Really, I didn’t think people would get along.” Kennedy said smiling up at the girl.

“Well actually I’ve made friends from all around in this thread….its huge actually. It would mean a lot if you check it out.” She paused for a moment to look at the boys, who were staring at her with curiosity. “It would mean a lot to the girls…and me if you posted in it.”

“We’ll take a look.” Pat said quickly handing the girl back her poster. “How big is this thread?”

“We…hit 4000 pages today.” She seemed to be becoming a little more comfortable.

“KEEP MOVING!” I booming voice came from behind the girl. She quickly moved along leaving the boys.

“Do you think she’s one of the one’s who was posting all that stuff?” Jared asked whispering into Pats ear who simply nodded before greeting the next hyperventilating girl.

….

Pat sat ridged in his bunk, he may be the smallest but those bunks weren’t built for anyone over four feet to comfortable live in.  The harsh glow of his newly charged laptop screen stung his eyes, Jared soft snoring in the bunk under him driving him insane.

I wonder what the reaction would be if I did post, he thought to himself clicking the reply button. This thread is insane! Mine only got two pages worth of replies. 

“Hey everyone, I ran into one of your friends today. It’s awesome that you all have become friends. I thought I should just post…and say what’s up. Love Pat”

I really wonder if they’ll shit themselves, his own thought made him laugh as he closed the lid of his laptop.

…

Hysterical: Holy shit, I’m fucking physic! Pat I love you!

Michelle_xx: Holy shit, you’re fucking physic! Pat I love you!

Wesaysarah: HOLY SHIT IT WORKED! PAT PATTY CAKES!!!! I MET YOU TODAY!!!!

PaulaKirch: SHIT! PATTTTY!!!!! AHHH! I LOVE YOU!

KirstyKirsty: Hey guys what did I miss…HOLY SHIT!

ErikaOhhh: PATTY! I LOVE YOU! SHITTTT!!!!!

ColoradoSunrise719: What’s all this shit about? OH SHIT! PAT!

KBHurleyx: PAT!!! SHIT! PAT!

SammyBaby: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!

XTamaraLovesTheMainex]: SHIT! PAT!

Hysterical; [quote] shit, you’re fucking physic! Pat I love you! [/quote]

We need to stop doing that. It’s really freaking me out.

Pat sat in the back room of the bus mindlessly surfing the web, killing time before there set.

“Gary, have you updated the website?” he asked staring at his band mate who was way too busy playing Halo.

“Errh, I thought Jared was.” He paused for a moment before boasting triumphantly, “TAKE THAT!” His mind more determined on the video games than his band mate.   

“I wonder what the kids have been talk…what the hell?” Pat asked looking at the number of total posts on there mod profile. “This can’t be right it says in the intro thread that there are over three thousand posts in this one thread.”

“Must be a mistake, the site is new.” Kennedy chimed who was playing around with his ipohone. “This app is a waste of time…Gary what the hell?” Garrett looked up for a moment he had been bashing his head with the video game controller.

“I lost, dumb fucking aliens got me.” The growl came out in a tone Pat knew too well Sleep deprived and moody.

“Is it your time of month or something?” Jared who had just entered the back lounge. He had obviously forgotten about the existence of sun block. His flushed skin contrasting with his red hair.

“Shut up, Jared.” Garrett mumbled.

“Wait guys look…there really are over three thousand posts in this one thread.” He paused for a moment laughing. “They’re admitting random shit about each other.”

“Why the hell would they do that?” Kenny asked positioning himself behind Pat to look at the page. “Click on a random page, see what it says.” Pat did as told just as John walked in singing.

“Pour some sugar on meeee! What are you all doing in here? Weren’t you two walking the line today?” John asked pointing to Garrett and Jared. Both shrugged there shoulders.

“Double Ohhh’s? What are…are they?” Pat asked holding back laughter. “I’d butter that croissant baby?” What is up with fans these days? “Kennedy’s brock hard?! Red-Bull…”

John gave Pat a concerned look. “Who’s website are your on?”

“Ours!” Kennedy choked out between laughter. “Soccer mom approved, who the hell are these girls?”

“What’s mine?” Garrett asked curiously crowding around Pat with the others.

“They didn’t name yours.” Pat said scrolling through other random pages.

“What? Why not!?” Garrett asked slightly ticked off.

“Give it a rest Gary, maybe there just not attracted to you.” Jared announced receiving a death glare from Garrett.

“They’re like…friends. First name basis, they even sign off with I love you.” Pat said becoming increasingly curious with the thread. “Gangsta names gang…something about Spongebob.”

“Wired, we have wired fans.” John said pulling his phone out to check the time.

“These girls are just a little creepy…are those?” Kennedy asked looking at the links.

“Pictures of us and our girlfriends?!” Pat looked stunned. “How the hell do they get these?”

“I don’t know dude but this is creepy, and I have to poop.” With that John turned and left the other four to scratch there heads in confusion at these girls.

“Look Gary you got two pictures? Is that better?” Kennedy said in a mocking tone.

“This girl said ‘Fact I would shit myself if the Maine posted in here’” Pat couldn’t help but laugh at that “Should I post?” he asked clicking the reply box.

“What are you going to say? ‘This is Pat Fact: I smell like shit and need a shower?’” Jared asked sarcastically.

“They won’t believe you if you just post ‘This is Pat’. You have to prove it” Kennedy said knocking his iphone against his leg. “Damn thing freezes”

“How about, ‘You girls are crazy! This is Pat, where do you guys get all this info? We love you and promise to update soonish. Love Pat and the Maine.’” Pat read out loud.

“So do you really think they’d shit themselves?” Jared asked

“No that’d be dumb, they’ll just freak out.”

…..

Hysterical: Fact: HOLY SHIT PAT POSTED! SHITT!!!! :DDDDD

ErikaOhhh: Fact: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!! PATRICK!

PaulaKirch: Fact: HUBBY!!! LIKE OH MY GOD!!! SHITTT!!!

Michelle_xx:  Fact: HOLY SHIT PAT POSTED! SHITT!!!! :DDDDD

Hysterical: [Quote/] HOLY SHIT PAT POSTED! SHITT!!!! :DDDDD Michelle_xx[quote]

Fact: We said the same thing…again.

SammyBaby: Fact: PAT! SHIT! PATT! PATTY! WHATS UP?!

XTamaraLovesTheMaine: Fact: Pat! Shit! Its Pat, I can’t believe it!

Wesaysarah: Fact: I can’t believe this! Pat! Holy shit Pat posted!

ColoradoSunrise719: Fact: Shit! Pat posted!

Michelle_xx:  Fact: Stephadizzle! LOL we did post the same thing again!

….

Three hours later in the very same thread.

KirstyKirsty: Fact: Hey everyone! Did I miss anything?

Hysterical: Fact: Just some shit nothing much though.

KirstyKirsty: Fact: Aw, ok!

PaulaKirch: fact: Mrs. Paula Kirch. Mrs. Patrick… I can’t decide!

• Hello everyone! I have a list here in my desprite attempt to get this burn book done! (it may not get done without everyones help)

IF YOUR NAME IS ON HERE AND YOU SWEAR YOU ALREADY SENT ME A PIC…odds are you did. I got a new laptop file transphers died and I lost most of them.

PLEASE I need these like…STASAP sooner than asap! I am trying my best, promise.

Anyway here’s the list it’s scary. If you don’t see your name it can also meant that your page is done! ASK ME, I don’t want to skip anyone on accident :)

People who need PICTURES

• Tamara
• Niki
• Steph (me) haha
• Erika
• Paula
• Kathleen
• Jenn
• Chelsea
• Sarah

I still need BURNS from

• Tamara
• Emily
• Niki
• Erika
• Paula
• Kathleen
• Steph #2
• Kirsty
• Jenn
• Chelsea
• Sarah

again sorry I lost all saved files in my laptop change.

Please send burns and pic’s VIA twitter in a DIRECT Message

Thanks guys! -Steph

• Obvliously talk about the maine/squeezes
• Speak up…if we can’t hear you in the video it does no good
• Talk about the people (like why you have stuck around)
• No longer than four minutes per person please…
• Make sure you say your name and where your from
• When you’re going to see them next
• keep bringing up the fact that we want to meet *cough and meet the maine too *cough*
• At the end of everyones video I’d like for you all to make a heart with your hands :3 

I can do some of the basic stuff like about us.

Yes no? Questions?

fuckyeahmeangirls:

goodnightvenom:

nylontorch:tofubunny:(via thelovelybones)

This one is too good to pass up.