December 2009
1 post
What it means to be a Squeeze,
to not give a flying fuck about being called a Squeeze, that doesn’t matter.
To be willing to stay up all night to make sure another Squeeze is ok, is what matters.
A title is one thing, to be a friend is another
November 2009
1 post
PRE-WAR TIME,
steph: *creeps in bushes and cocks gun*
me: -somersaults in with handgun;
michelle: *gets the war paint on*
steph: *tightens army pants and puts on flip flops*
michelle: *eats kalteen bars for strength*
steph: *hand signals for Erika to advance, plays mission impossible music*
me: -gets out burn book;
brittney: Where the hell is Paula and her chainsaw?!
steph: *CADET BRITTNEY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER. Lights cigar*
paula: -enters with chainsaw in full ninja attire-
me imitating john: "SHAWT THE FUCK UP!"
brittney: That was a whisper. Notice it wasn't in caps. *drinks some Mountain Dew for energy*
steph: *signals for an advance on the enemy's front line.*
michelle: gets the bombs ready
steph: Squeezes, tonight. We dine. In. HELL! *throws water balloon
michelle: *WAR.CRY.*
me: -brings out colonial picture d00d; "THE SQUEEZES ARE COMING, THE SQUEEZES ARE COMING!"
brittney: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!
steph: *AYE AYE AYE AYE* *slides down the tan and white lines all stealth like
kirsty: brb getting my army of kangaroos
michelle: getting my polar bear army AND MY IGLOO AS A WAR SHELTAR
steph: THIS. IS. WEARETHMAINE.NET
brit: *since Kirsty's getting her kangaroos, I'll go retrieve my gang of maryland blue crabs*
steph: *gathers cows and buckeyes
brit: THIS. IS. REAL. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
steph: THIS. IS. THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BA DA BA DAAAAAAA
brit: THIS. IS. IT!
steph and brit: THIS IS... ya know, whatever blahabalh
me: -pew pew pew;
steph: *loads rifle
me: we're ready, girls. now why isn't code red moving in?! GOD DAMN WE'LL NEVER WIN THIS WAR!
steph: ERIKA. I. AM. YOUR. BITCH.
me: THIS IS WAR TIME. WHEN WE GET HOME WE CAN DO THIS~
brit: WHEN I GET HOME, YOU'RE SO DEAD.
me: CHILL PAULS, srs. WE ARE JUST TOO WAR-FULL RIGHT NOW. AND WE NEED TO WAIT UNTIL ITTTTTTT COMES ON.
steph: FOR NARNIA. AND FOR ALSAN! (lmfao, wut?)
October 2009
4 posts
LMAO LMAO
Hysterical: Fact; I can’t believe my fanfic came true!
Michelle_xx: [quote] Fact; I can’t believe my fanfic came true! [/quote]
You should write another and see if it comes true!
ErikaOhhh: You should! :DD I’m hungry!
Hysterical: Ehh, well I’ll just start writing and see what happens.
Michelle_xx: Okay!
….
Steph sat there in her family room thinking intensely. What should I write...
LMAO REMEMBER THIS?
Pat sat in the back room of the bus mindlessly surfing the web, killing time before there set.
“Gary, have you updated the website?” he asked staring at his band mate who was way too busy playing Halo.
“Errh, I thought Jared was.” He paused for a moment before boasting triumphantly, “TAKE THAT!” His mind more determined on the video games than his band mate.
“I wonder what the kids have...
T - 6 DAYS IN COUNTING
Hello everyone! I have a list here in my desprite attempt to get this burn book done! (it may not get done without everyones help)
IF YOUR NAME IS ON HERE AND YOU SWEAR YOU ALREADY SENT ME A PIC…odds are you did. I got a new laptop file transphers died and I lost most of them.
PLEASE I need these like…STASAP sooner than asap! I am trying my best, promise.
Anyway here’s the...
video project criteria
Obvliously talk about the maine/squeezes
Speak up…if we can’t hear you in the video it does no good
Talk about the people (like why you have stuck around)
No longer than four minutes per person please…
Make sure you say your name and where your from
When you’re going to see them next
keep bringing up the fact that we want to meet *cough and meet the maine too...
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
76 posts
Reblog if you wish you could bake a cake filled...
fuckyeahmeangirls:
goodnightvenom:
nylontorch:tofubunny:(via thelovelybones)
This one is too good to pass up.
You know your a Squeeze when...
You have a gangsta name, that it totally random and you can’t even remember why you got it
You eat ice cream everyday and whenever you do you think about the Squeezes.
Whenever you hear the word ‘Squeeze’ you get excited
‘Mean Girls’ is your favorite movie
You say ‘You go Glen Coco’ at least once a day.
You’ve strained your eyes just trying to...
Whoops
So I hit a huge problem with the burn book. The paper bleeds horribly and people share different sides of paper. So I either do I thin pen and have word indents. A Think Shapie with some bleeding, or I can type them all.
Ideas? :(
I feel so dumb for not thinking about this before
To do list...
Get all the members to post and talk in our thread
Win the lottery
Meet all of you at one big happy party
Clean my room
I think I’ll start with number 4
Oh wow
I love you guys. Some heart to heart going on in the thread!
haha
I thought this was so funny haha Chelsea’s is bolded, mine is normal.
*runs up and squeezes*
*runs up and meets half way and squeezes back*
*inspirational music plays in the background while doves fly* haha
*we fade into shadows with a sunset behind us* lmao
*sweeps you off your feet into my arms* lmao!
*we ride off into the sunset on a white horse..no better yet. a UNICORN! with...
So...
I love the Squeezes to death. You should too. :D
Your missing
A Squeeze Fest <33
TOUR DATES:
themainesecrets:
October: 10/14 - Buffalo NY @ Rapid Theater 10/15 - Columbus, OH @ LC Pavillion 10/16 - Kalamazoo, MI @ W. Michigan University 10/17 - Miluawkee, WI @ Eagles Ballroom 10/18 - Chicago, IL @ Riviera 10/20 - Denver, CO @ Ogden Theater 10/21 - Pocatello, ID @ El Rey 10/23 - San Fran, CA @ Warfield Theater 10/24 - San Diego, CA @ SOMA 10/25 - Las Vegas, NV @ Henderson...
...
erikaxlynn:
themainesqueezes:
Pictures? Burns anyone? :D
i was thinking like, “the one who thinks it’s cool to not sleep and then brag about it the next day.”
BECAUSE I SEEM TO DO THAT A LOT.
the girl who thinks over exhaustion, proves something…it doesn’t. Something like that?
...
Pictures? Burns anyone? :D
Happy...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM AND JENN!!! :D
<333
OK everyone
Ok, friendly reminder! I would really like to get these ASAP. If you sent a picture and/or a burn in and I put your name on the list then I didn’t receive it. :( Thanks for your help!
I still need pictures from…
Kay Paula Allison Kathleen Erika Tamara Sarah Chelsea Jenn
I still need bruns for Kay Allison Kathleen Sam Erika Emily Brittney Tamara Sarah Chelsea Jenn ...
Yup!
“cswsstephim now a part of the Official cobra crew…since i bought the album at tar-zjay :-) too bad i <3 the maine squeezes more lol”
Suck it Cobra…haha (I do love Cobra too)
Well...
So I’m a little torked off right now. My printer wouldn’t work yesterday and my dad promised he’d look at it and fix it. Which he didn’t instead he watched the game. So I still can’t print which sets me really far back on the burn book. To make matters worse even if he can fix it he’s working out of the house all next week. The printer is in his study. So I...
#fact is trending! I think we’re behind this!
So...
When we do all get together (wisful thinking) we will eat ice cream, bake cupcakes, and watch Mean Girls until we throw up from laughing so hard…sounds awesome
Happy 1,000th!
Once again, I would like to thank myself…for posting 1,000th haha
Just kidding….this would really be 12,500ish if it were the old thread. D:
oh well….lets party!
Moost of you heard my printer isn’t working today so I am just laying out everyones pages! Pictures coming soon! I have four more I think
...
HAPPY ONE MONTH SQUEEZES!!!
Letter that will be in Burn book
Thoughts? Comments? :D
Dear “The Maine”, This isn’t like any ordinary present you boys are probably used to receiving. This is a ‘burn’ book. This book was made by a fan group that is known as ‘The Maine Squeezes.’ TMS came together on your website wearethemaine.net in the introductions forum in our monster thread “Introduction Game, Getting to know each other’ which was started by the...
YES!
Sites back up! I will make our thread in the intros again. :D
Well thank you!
@musicdotcom Have you seen The Maine’s video for “Into Your Arms” yet? http://bit.ly/J664i RT #themainesqueezes to ‘trend’ The Maine!
I think I’ve started something hahah!
We are...
Dope to Death.
Since we're already taking over...
add #themainesqueezes to ever post! Please and thank you! <3
-Steph
Well
xopaulaamariee:
themainesqueezes:
We took over twitter. This is what happens when you take our fourm away!
Twitter, you’ve been Squeezed!
the maine, their official site, tumblr, buzznet, and twitter have all been squeezed so far. IT’S AN EPIDEMIC. WE NEED OUR FORUM BACK. we should protest if they don’t give it back soon ahaha.
I’m with Paula. haha
Well
We took over twitter. This is what happens when you take our fourm away!
Twitter, you’ve been Squeezed!
So I need your help
As most of you have heard we are making a Squeezes burn book! (Thanks to Kay for the initial idea!) If your interested in being a part of it Direct Message me on twitter (humanguineapig) not this is for Squeezes…if I have no clue who you are then I am sorry. haha
So I need people to start thinking of burns for everyone! I’ll also need picture of everyone! I was hoping that in...
Guess what?
The Squeezes are talking about ice cream.
Tweet!
Stalk the Squeezes! @MaineSqueezes. There was a letter limit and we couldn’t squeeze in ‘the’
Please note everyone...
Our thread has not been showing up. The site goes in and out of chat mode. When it’s not in chat mode our thread seems to be gone. If this is the case, I will make us another thread it’s alright. It’ll be fine guys. As long as we can chat. I’m hoping the boy’s will be able to change things back to normal soon. If not then we’ll find other means of...