The Maine Squeezes

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You know your a Squeeze when…

  • You have a gangsta name, that it totally random and you can’t even remember why you got it
  • You eat ice cream everyday and whenever you do you think about the Squeezes.
  • Whenever you hear the word ‘Squeeze’ you get excited
  • ‘Mean Girls’ is your favorite movie
  • You say ‘You go Glen Coco’ at least once a day.
  • You’ve strained your eyes just trying to keep up with the thread in the good ol days
  • You type ‘fact’ before everything now.
  • One of your goals in life is to meet all the Squeezes
  • You’ve thought about what it would be like to meet the Squeezes
  • You can talk to some of the Squeezes and tell them more then most of your friend you can see everyday
  • Your thinking your hardest of something else to add to this list
  • You love a large group of people to the tan and white lines and back. Whatever that means
  • You laugh your ass off daily because of the redcilous convversations you read between a few worked up Squeezes.
  • You cant help but hope everyday that a member comes and talks to us
  • And even if a member doesn’t ever post again, you’d still stay a Squeeze because you love them
  • Time zones are prime enemy number one
  • Your lifes plan includes moving into the ‘Tan and White’ house with Allison.
  • You had a life crisus and told the Squeezes before you told anyone else
  • You nearly cried or did cry when out thread was deleted
  • You nearly cried or cried when we got the new thread
  • You wish that somehow the band would give us a official shoutout…because we are worth it xD
  • And as you finish reading this you laugh, think “thats so true”, reblog with a ‘hahaha’ and then go to the thread to post.
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  1. thingsontape reblogged this from themainesqueezes and added:
    true. hahahhahaha
  2. mytherapistsaysimcool reblogged this from themainesqueezes and added:
    is way too true.
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  6. mjuuuz reblogged this from themainesqueezes and added:
    that’s sooo true!
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