The Maine Squeezes

Hysterical: Fact; I can’t believe my fanfic came true!

Michelle_xx: [quote] Fact; I can’t believe my fanfic came true! [/quote]

You should write another and see if it comes true!

ErikaOhhh: You should! :DD I’m hungry!

Hysterical: Ehh, well I’ll just start writing and see what happens.

Michelle_xx: Okay!

….

Steph sat there in her family room thinking intensely. What should I write about? She thought to herself.

“If it comes true then I should just write something ridiculous.” She thought aloud.

“What the fuck?” Her brother asked who had just walked in the room. A confused look plastered to his face.

“Nothing, don’t think too hard, remember what happened last time?” She asked glaring at her brother. She refocused her attention on the screen. Might as well just put pen to paper so to think.

….

“Pat you know posting that thread was a dumb idea.” John said clicking thought Pat’s itunes.

“Yah, dude you’ll have the biggest thread.” Jared stated flipping a page in his book, they only one in the band who would willingly admit to reading, and liking it.

“No, it won’t be the biggest thread.” Pat responded before shoving a hand full of Cheez-It’s in his mouth.

“Of course it will be, girls eat you up. No clue why.” Garrett stated ripping the box out of Pats hands taking a mouthful himself

“Omp tha *chew* eads oten igger” Pat spit out

“Dude swallow next time.” Kennedy said in slight disgust, “Now what did you say?” Pat took a second to swallow, before snatching the box back from Garrett.

“No dude, that creeper threads gotten larger. The one who started it wrote this fanfic thing about the thread.” Pat said taking a seat next to John pulling his laptop onto his lap.

“Ehh, was it a creepy slash one where we all end up having sex with other bands?” As the words came out of Jared’s mouth, Garrett began choking on his mouthful of Cheez-Its.

“Dude! What-the-fuck-did-you-just-say?!” Garrett asked still coughing insanely.

“Haven’t you read those?” Kenny asked staring at his suffocating band mate. “There are fucking messed up ones.”

“Anyway! They creepy thing is…what this chick wrote…it what happened. I didn’t read it until after I posted my thread.” All four of the others gave Pat a ‘your screwing me over’ look.

“Show me.” John said peering over his shoulder. “Seriously these girls are insane…wait. There fighting over how we’re in ones closet…and she’s going to kill us all.”

“Not Kenny, she said she likes Kenny.” Pat said clicking the page. “But what are they…”

“Fuck yeah!” Kenney boasted triumphantly. “Have fun is hell suckas.”

“Shit my Mac crashed! Let me see yours!”  Pat said looking directly at John.

“Dude all of ours are dead.” John said looking at Pat with a still confused look on his face. “Man you can’t really think that what these girls write comes true.”

“Well no…I just was…I wanted to know…” Pat stammered looking across at Garrett who was now fighting with Kennedy over the Cheez-Its.

“Well we got to go walk the line, come one.” Jared said exiting the bus grabbing the posters which had been lazily thrown on the floor.

….

Later that day….

“Keep the lines moving!” A security worker at Warped Tour yelled. “One item per person.”

“Erm…h…hi.” A Starstruck fan managed to stammer out. Her mind was racing, she was standing in front of the Maine.

“What’s your name?” Pat the smallest of the bunch asked.

“Sa…Sarah. I really love the new website…its” She was interrupted by one of the other members, one who looked tired and slightly ill.

“Really, I didn’t think people would get along.” Kennedy said smiling up at the girl.

“Well actually I’ve made friends from all around in this thread….its huge actually. It would mean a lot if you check it out.” She paused for a moment to look at the boys, who were staring at her with curiosity. “It would mean a lot to the girls…and me if you posted in it.”

“We’ll take a look.” Pat said quickly handing the girl back her poster. “How big is this thread?”

“We…hit 4000 pages today.” She seemed to be becoming a little more comfortable.

“KEEP MOVING!” I booming voice came from behind the girl. She quickly moved along leaving the boys.

“Do you think she’s one of the one’s who was posting all that stuff?” Jared asked whispering into Pats ear who simply nodded before greeting the next hyperventilating girl.

….

Pat sat ridged in his bunk, he may be the smallest but those bunks weren’t built for anyone over four feet to comfortable live in.  The harsh glow of his newly charged laptop screen stung his eyes, Jared soft snoring in the bunk under him driving him insane.

I wonder what the reaction would be if I did post, he thought to himself clicking the reply button. This thread is insane! Mine only got two pages worth of replies. 

“Hey everyone, I ran into one of your friends today. It’s awesome that you all have become friends. I thought I should just post…and say what’s up. Love Pat”

I really wonder if they’ll shit themselves, his own thought made him laugh as he closed the lid of his laptop.

…

Hysterical: Holy shit, I’m fucking physic! Pat I love you!

Michelle_xx: Holy shit, you’re fucking physic! Pat I love you!

Wesaysarah: HOLY SHIT IT WORKED! PAT PATTY CAKES!!!! I MET YOU TODAY!!!!

PaulaKirch: SHIT! PATTTTY!!!!! AHHH! I LOVE YOU!

KirstyKirsty: Hey guys what did I miss…HOLY SHIT!

ErikaOhhh: PATTY! I LOVE YOU! SHITTTT!!!!!

ColoradoSunrise719: What’s all this shit about? OH SHIT! PAT!

KBHurleyx: PAT!!! SHIT! PAT!

SammyBaby: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!

XTamaraLovesTheMainex]: SHIT! PAT!

Hysterical; [quote] shit, you’re fucking physic! Pat I love you! [/quote]

We need to stop doing that. It’s really freaking me out.