The Maine Squeezes

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PRE-WAR TIME,
  • steph: *creeps in bushes and cocks gun*
  • me: -somersaults in with handgun;
  • michelle: *gets the war paint on*
  • steph: *tightens army pants and puts on flip flops*
  • michelle: *eats kalteen bars for strength*
  • steph: *hand signals for Erika to advance, plays mission impossible music*
  • me: -gets out burn book;
  • brittney: Where the hell is Paula and her chainsaw?!
  • steph: *CADET BRITTNEY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER. Lights cigar*
  • paula: -enters with chainsaw in full ninja attire-
  • me imitating john: "SHAWT THE FUCK UP!"
  • brittney: That was a whisper. Notice it wasn't in caps. *drinks some Mountain Dew for energy*
  • steph: *signals for an advance on the enemy's front line.*
  • michelle: gets the bombs ready
  • steph: Squeezes, tonight. We dine. In. HELL! *throws water balloon
  • michelle: *WAR.CRY.*
  • me: -brings out colonial picture d00d; "THE SQUEEZES ARE COMING, THE SQUEEZES ARE COMING!"
  • brittney: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!
  • steph: *AYE AYE AYE AYE* *slides down the tan and white lines all stealth like
  • kirsty: brb getting my army of kangaroos
  • michelle: getting my polar bear army AND MY IGLOO AS A WAR SHELTAR
  • steph: THIS. IS. WEARETHMAINE.NET
  • brit: *since Kirsty's getting her kangaroos, I'll go retrieve my gang of maryland blue crabs*
  • steph: *gathers cows and buckeyes
  • brit: THIS. IS. REAL. LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
  • steph: THIS. IS. THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BA DA BA DAAAAAAA
  • brit: THIS. IS. IT!
  • steph and brit: THIS IS... ya know, whatever blahabalh
  • me: -pew pew pew;
  • steph: *loads rifle
  • me: we're ready, girls. now why isn't code red moving in?! GOD DAMN WE'LL NEVER WIN THIS WAR!
  • steph: ERIKA. I. AM. YOUR. BITCH.
  • me: THIS IS WAR TIME. WHEN WE GET HOME WE CAN DO THIS~
  • brit: WHEN I GET HOME, YOU'RE SO DEAD.
  • me: CHILL PAULS, srs. WE ARE JUST TOO WAR-FULL RIGHT NOW. AND WE NEED TO WAIT UNTIL ITTTTTTT COMES ON.
  • steph: FOR NARNIA. AND FOR ALSAN! (lmfao, wut?)

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